[Jokes] Carn' the Aussies!!

[Moog Man]

>Troopers
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>> > A large group of Taliban soldiers are moving down a road when they
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>> > hear a voice call from behind a sand-dune.
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>> >
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>> > "One Australian SAS soldier is better than ten taliban".
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>> > The Taliban commander quickly sends 10 of his best soldiers over the
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>> > dune whereupon a gun battle breaks out and continues for a few
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>> > minutes, then silience.
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>> >
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>> > The voice then calls out "One Australian SAS soldier is better than
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>> > one hundred taliban".
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>> > Furious, the taliban commander sends his next best 100 troops over
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>> > the dune and instantly a huge gunfight commences. After 10 minutes
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>> > of battle, again silience.
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>> >
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>> > The Australian voice calls out again "One Australian SAS soldier is
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>> > better than one thousand taliban".
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>> > The enraged Taliban Commander musters one thousand fighters and sends
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>> > then across the dune. Cannon, rocket and machine gun fire ring out
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>> > as a huge battle is fought. Then silience. Eventually one wounded
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>> > taliban fighter crawls back over the dune and with his dying words
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>> > tells his commander, "Don't send any more men, its a trap. There's
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>> > actually two of them."  ;-)

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