[Jokes] periodic table
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Fri Jun 1 23:21:06 BST 2001
Two new additions to the periodic table of elements.
Element Name: WOMANIUM
Atomic Weight: (Don't even go there)
Physical Properties: Generally soft and round in form. Boils at nothing and
may freeze at any time. Melts when treated properly. Very bitter if not used
Chemical Properties: Very Active. Highly unstable. Possesses strong affinity
with gold, silver, platinum, and precious stones. Violent when left alone.
Able to absorb great amounts of exotic food. Turns slightly green when
placed next to a better specimen.
Usage: Highly ornamental. An extremely good catalyst for dispersion of
wealth. Probably the most powerful income reducing agent known.
Caution: Highly explosive in inexperienced hands.
Element Name: MANIUM
Atomic Weight: (180 +/- 50)
Physical Properties: Solid at room temperature, but gets bent out of shape
easily. Fairly dense and sometimes flaky. Difficult to find a pure sample.
Due to rust, ageing samples are unable to conduct electricity as easily as
Chemical Properties: Attempts to bond with WO any chance it can get. Also
tends to form strong bonds with itself. Becomes explosive when mixed with KD
(Element CHILDIUM) for prolonged periods of time. Neutralise by saturating
Usage: None known. Possible good methane source. Good samples are able to
produce large quantities on demand.
Caution: In the absence of WO, this elements rapidly decomposes and begins
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