[Jokes] Headline

Chris McKenna cmckenna at sucs.swan.ac.uk
Fri Jun 22 23:25:08 BST 2001


Two laundreywomen (persons?) were on their way to the wash-house, a
journey which required passing the local lunatic asylum. On this
particular day, an inmate escaped and seing the women, 'had his evil way
of them' after which he fled.

That night the newspaper headlines screamed out;-

"Nut screws washers and bolts"



-- 
Chris 'Awkward' McKenna

cmckenna at sucs.swan.ac.uk
awkward at gmx.co.uk
www.sucs.swan.ac.uk/~cmckenna


The essential things in life are seen not with the eyes,
but with the heart

Antoine de Saint Exupery





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