[Jokes] Second Affair

[Chris McKenna]

The Second Affair

A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the
front door. "Hurry!" she said, "stand in the corner." She quickly rubbed
baby oil all over him and then she dusted him with talcum powder. "Don't
move until I tell you to," she whispered. "Just pretend you're a statue."

"What's this, honey?" the husband inquired as he entered the room.

"Oh, it's just a statue," she replied nonchalantly. "The Smiths bought one
for their bedroom. I liked it so much, I got one for us too."

No more was said about the statue, not even later that night when they
went to sleep. Around two in the morning the husband got out of bed, went
to the kitchen and returned a while later with a sandwich and a glass of
milk. "Here," he said to the 'statue', "eat something. I stood like an
idiot at the Smiths' for three days, and nobody offered me as much as a
glass of water."

-- 
Chris 'Awkward' McKenna

cmckenna at sucs.swan.ac.uk
awkward42 at hotmail.com
www.sucs.swan.ac.uk/~cmckenna
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The essential things in life are seen not with the eyes,
but with the heart

Antoine de Saint Exupery