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Tim_Jenkins at cymruambyth.co.uk
Tim_Jenkins at cymruambyth.co.uk
Wed May 16 14:06:41 BST 2001
I don't know if the following are true facts, I found them pretty funny some >of them amazing (like the pig one).
>Bizarre facts of this world:
>In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but
>the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal
>is punishable by death.
>(Like THAT makes sense.)
>In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals,
>but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He
>may only see their reflection in a mirror.
>Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This
>also applies to undertakers; the sex organs of the deceased must be
>covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times.
>The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.
>(Wonder which head?)
>There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the
>countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of
>having sex for the first time...
>Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to
>marry. (Let's just think for a minute; is there any job anywhere else in
>the world that even comes close to this?)
>In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous
>husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's
>lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.
>Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only in
>tropical fish stores. (But of course!)
>In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a
>woman and her daughter at the same time. (I presume this was a big enough
>problem that they had to pass
>In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one
>exception: prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending
>machine only "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption
>on the premises."
>(Is this a great country or what?. Not as great as Guam!)
>If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced
>enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
>(Hardly seems worth it)
>A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.
>(In my next life I want to be a pig)
>Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
>(Still not over that pig thing)
>Humans, monkeys, and dolphins are the only species that have sex for
>pleasure. (Is that why Flipper was always smiling?)
>The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
>(I won't touch THAT one!)
>The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own
>weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
>(From drinking little bottles of...?) (Did the govt. pay for this
>Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
>(In my next life I STILL want to be a pig ... quality over
>Butterflies taste with their feet.
>An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain.
>(I know some people like that.)
>Starfish don't have brains.
>(I know some people like that too)
>After reading all these, all I can say is.......Damn Those Pigs.
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