[Jokes] This is what everyones CV should be like
tim.jenkins at freeuk.com
Thu Nov 15 10:05:46 GMT 2001
To sit in a cubicle and stare at a monitor for
eight hours, occasionally looking attentive
when approached by a superior.
School: Very Expensive
Major: Not Important
GPA: Don't Ask, Don't Tell
NETWORK MANAGEMENT (9/96-Present)
Produced daily itinerary of television programs
to watch. Duties included changing channels,
avoiding infomercials, and staying tuned after
those "important" messages.
DEBT CONSOLIDATION (4/97-12/99)
Using various tools such as credit cards and
borrowed cash, I managed to combine groups
of unpaid bills into one monthly bill that
goes straight to my father.
*On/Off Repair Method
HONORS AND AWARDS:
*First Place in Miller Lite Funnel Tournament
*Said Toast at brother's wedding
*High Score on Theta Chi's Pin Ball Machine
For further references, contact my mother. For positive
responses, please pose all questions as though you're
considering me as a law school applicant.
Lets all get drunk tonight
I hope I don't Fight with the punk tonight
Lets all get high tonight
Maybe nobody will Die tonight
--Lets all get Drunk tonight Afroman
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