[Jokes] Worst joke ever?
r.andrews at iee.org
Wed Apr 24 17:08:03 BST 2002
Steven Spielberg was discussing his new project - an action docudrama about
famous composers starring top movie stars.
Sylvester Stallone, Steven Segal, Bruce Willis, and Arnold Schwarzenegger
were all present. Spielberg strongly desired the box office 'oomph' of
these superstars, so he was prepared to allow them to select whatever
composers they would portray, as long as they were very famous.
"Well," started Stallone, "I've always admired Mozart. I would love to play
"Chopin has always been my favorite, and my image would improve if people
saw me playing the piano" said Willis. "I'll play him."
"I've always been partial to Strauss and his waltzes," said Segal. "I'd
like to play him."
Spielberg was very pleased with these choices. "Sounds splendid." Then,
looking at Schwarzenegger, he asked, "Who do you want to be, Arnold?"
So Arnold says "I'll be Bach."
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