[Jokes] Fw: Signs of the World

[Tim Jenkins]

>  Signs seen around the World
>  ----------------------------
>
>  Cocktail lounge, Norway:
>  LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR.
>
>  At a Budapest zoo:
>  PLEASE DO NOT FEED THE ANIMALS. IF YOU HAVE ANY SUITABLE FOOD, GIVE IT TO
>  THE GUARD ON DUTY
>
>  Doctors office, Rome:
>  SPECIALIST IN WOMEN AND OTHER DISEASES.
>
>  Hotel, Acapulco:
>  THE MANAGER HAS PERSONALLY PASSED ALL THE WATER SERVED HERE.
>
>  In a Nairobi restaurant:
>  CUSTOMERS WHO FIND OUR WAITRESSES RUDE OUGHT TO SEE THE MANAGER.
>
>  On an Athi River highway:
>  TAKE NOTICE: WHEN THIS SIGN IS UNDER WATER, THIS ROAD IS IMPASSABLE.
>
>  On a poster at Kencom:
>  ARE YOU AN ADULT THAT CANNOT READ? IF SO, WE CAN HELP.
>
>  A sign seen on an automatic restroom hand dryer:
>  DO NOT ACTIVATE WITH WET HANDS.
>
>  In a Pumwani maternity ward:
>  NO CHILDREN ALLOWED.
>
>  In a cemetery:
>  PERSONS ARE PROHIBITED FROM PICKING FLOWERS FROM ANY BUT THEIR OWN
>  GRAVES.
>
>  Tokyo hotel's rules and regulations:
>  GUESTS ARE REQUESTED NOT TO SMOKE OR DO OTHER DISGUSTING BEHAVIOURS IN
BED.
>
>  Hotel elevator, Paris:
>  PLEASE LEAVE YOUR VALUES AT THE FRONT DESK.
>
>  Hotel, Yugoslavia:
>  THE FLATTENING OF UNDERWEAR WITH PLEASURE IS THE JOB OF THE
>  CHAMBERMAID.
>
>  Hotel, Japan:
>  YOU ARE INVITED TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE CHAMBERMAID.
>
>  An advertisement by a Hong Kong dentist:
>  TEETH EXTRACTED BY THE LATEST METHODISTS.
>
>  A laundry in Rome:
>  LADIES, LEAVE YOUR CLOTHES HERE AND SPEND THE AFTERNOON HAVING A GOOD
TIME
>
>  Tourist agency, Czechoslovakia:
>  TAKE ONE OF OUR HORSE-DRIVEN CITY TOURS. WE GUARANTEE  NO MISCARRIAGES.
>
>  Advertisement for donkey rides, Thailand:
>  WOULD YOU LIKE TO RIDE ON YOUR OWN ASS?
>
>  Airline ticket office, Copenhagen:
>  WE TAKE YOUR BAGS AND SEND THEM IN ALL DIRECTIONS.