[Jokes] Pulled Over Again

Tim Jenkins tim at timjenkins.co.uk
Sat Jan 19 19:23:59 GMT 2002


A Policeman pulls a blonde in a sports car over
for speeding and is trying to explain to her what
and where her driver's license might be. After she eventually
gives him her driver's license, he asks for registration.
Getting another blank blonde look from her, he explains,
"It's that little piece of paper you get with your car
and you keep it in the glove compartment."

"Ah," she says as she bends over to get it. While she is
looking through the glove compartment, the officer unzips
his pants and pulls his cock out.

Excited that she had found her registration, she turns
around and looks up. A look of dismay crosses her face and she says,
"Oh, no! Not another breathalyzer test!"


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I don't wanna be a white trash working class Chump
I don't wanna be a loser anymore
Thats why I wanna be a Rockstar

--Wanna be a rockstar by Everclear




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