[Jokes] Professor thing
moogman at msn.com
Sat Mar 2 00:00:49 GMT 2002
[I found it on /. while looking at some old posts]
A visiting professor at the University of Alabama is giving a seminar on the
supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks:
"How many people here believe in ghosts?" About 90 students raise their
"Well that's a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any
of you think you've ever seen a ghost?" About 40 students raise their hands.
"That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone
here ever talked to a ghost?" 15 students raise their hands.
"That's a great response. Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?" 3 students
raise their hands.
"That's fantastic. But let me ask you one question further... Have any of
you ever made love to a ghost?"
One student in the back raises his hand. The professor is astonished. He
takes off glasses, takes a step back, and says,
"Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed
to have slept with a ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about
The redneck student replies with a nod and begins to make his way up to the
The professor says, "Well, tell us what it's like to have sex with a Ghost."
The student replies, "Ghost?!? I thought you said 'goats'."
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