[Jokes] Book Early To Avoid Disappointment (fwd)

[Steve Hill]

A Mother had 3 virgin daughters and they were all getting married within a
short
 time period.
 Because Mum was a bit worried about how their sex life would get started,
she
made them all
 promise to send a postcard from
the honeymoon with a few words on how marital sex felt.
The first girl sent a card from Hawaii two days after the wedding. The card
said
 nothing but "Nescafe." Mum was puzzled at first, but then went to the
kitchen
and got out the Nescafe jar. It said:
 "Good till the last drop." Mum blushed, but was pleased for her daughter.

The second girl sent the card from Vermont a week after the wedding, and
the
card read:
"Benson & Hedges". Mum now knew to go straight to her husband's cigarettes,
and
she read from the
 Benson & Hedges pack: "Extra Long. King Size. "She was again slightly
embarrassed but still happy for her daughter

The third girl left for her honeymoon in the Caribbean.
Mum waited for a week, nothing. Another week went by and still nothing.
Then
after a whole month, a card finally
 arrived. Written on it with shaky handwriting were the words "British
Airways.." Mum took out her latest Harper's Bazaar
 magazine, flipped through the pages fearing the worst, and finally found
the ad
 for BA. The ad said
 "Three times a day, seven days a week, both ways." Mum fainted...