[Jokes] This Works!

[Tim Jenkins]

 (Please do not try at home)
 
 A man was going up to bed, when his wife told him he'd left the 
 light on in the garden shed - she could see it from the bedroom 
 window. But he said  that he hadn't been in the shed that day.  
 He looked himself, and there were people in the shed, stealing
 things.
 
 He rang the police, but they told him that no one was in his 
 area, so no one was available to catch the thieves.  He said 
 OK, hung up, counted to 30 and rang the police again.
 
 "Hello.  I just rang you a few seconds ago because there were 
 people in my shed?  Well, you don't have to worry about them 
 now, I've just shot them all."
 
 Within five minutes there were half a dozen police cars in the 
 area, an Armed Response unit, the works. Of course, they caught 
 the burglars red-handed. One of the policeman said to this man: 
 "I thought you said you'd shot them!"
 
 He replied, "I thought you said there were no cops available!"

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