[Jokes] This Works!
tim at timjenkins.co.uk
Fri Mar 15 11:00:00 GMT 2002
(Please do not try at home)
A man was going up to bed, when his wife told him he'd left the
light on in the garden shed - she could see it from the bedroom
window. But he said that he hadn't been in the shed that day.
He looked himself, and there were people in the shed, stealing
He rang the police, but they told him that no one was in his
area, so no one was available to catch the thieves. He said
OK, hung up, counted to 30 and rang the police again.
"Hello. I just rang you a few seconds ago because there were
people in my shed? Well, you don't have to worry about them
now, I've just shot them all."
Within five minutes there were half a dozen police cars in the
area, an Armed Response unit, the works. Of course, they caught
the burglars red-handed. One of the policeman said to this man:
"I thought you said you'd shot them!"
He replied, "I thought you said there were no cops available!"
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