[Jokes] Fw: knowledge

[Tim Jenkins]

I was born intelligent
 education ruined me.
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 A bus station is where a bus stops.
 A train station is where train stops.
 On my desk, I have a work station....
 what more can I say..........
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 If it's true that we are here to help others,
 then, what exactly are the others here for?
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 Since light travels faster than sound,
 people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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 How come "abbreviated" is such a long word ?
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 Money is not everything.
 There's Mastercard & Visa.
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 One should love animals.
 They are so tasty.
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 Love thy neighbor.
 But don't get caught.
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 Every man & woman should marry.
 After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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 Success is a relative term.
 It brings so many relatives.
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 Children in backseats cause accidents
 Accidents in backseats cause children
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 A dress is like a barbed fence
 It protects the premises without restricting the view
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 The more you learn, the more you know,
 The more you know, the more you forget
 The more you forget, the less you know
 So.. why learn.



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