[Jokes] Fw: BUMPER STICKERS FOR WOMEN

[Tim Jenkins]

>  BUMPER STICKERS FOR WOMEN
>  --------------------------
>
>  BEHIND EVERY SUCCESSFUL WOMAN IS HERSELF
>
>  OH MY GOSH, I THINK I'M BECOMING THE MAN I WANTED TO MARRY!
>
>  GINGER ROGERS DID EVERYTHING FRED ASTAIRE DID, BUT SHE DID IT
>  BACKWARDS  AND IN HIGH HEELS
>
>  A WOMAN IS LIKE A TEA BAG...YOU DON'T KNOW HOW STRONG
>  SHE IS UNTIL YOU PUT HER IN HOT WATER
>
>  I HAVE YET TO HEAR A MAN ASK FOR ADVICE ON HOW TO
>  COMBINE MARRIAGE AND A CAREER
>
>  SO MANY MEN, SO FEW WHO CAN AFFORD ME
>
>  COFFEE, CHOCOLATE, MEN . SOME THINGS ARE JUST BETTER RICH
>
>  DON'T TREAT ME ANY DIFFERENTLY THAN YOU WOULD THE QUEEN
>
>  I'M OUT OF ESTROGEN AND I HAVE A GUN
>
>  WARNING: I HAVE AN ATTITUDE AND I KNOW HOW TO USE IT
>
>  OF COURSE I DON'T LOOK BUSY...I DID IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME
>
>  DO NOT START WITH ME. YOU WILL NOT WIN
>
>  ALL STRESSED OUT AND NO ONE TO CHOKE
>
>  I CAN BE ONE OF THOSE BAD THINGS THAT HAPPENS TO BAD PEOPLE
>
>  HOW CAN I MISS YOU IF YOU WON'T GO AWAY?
>
>  DON'T UPSET ME! I'M RUNNING OUT OF PLACES TO HIDE THE BODIES
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>   The Famous Joke of the Day One Liner!
>
>   Radioactive cats have 18 half-lives.



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