[Jokes] FW: [TTFF] How many dogs does it take to change a lightbulb?
McKenna, Chris (RDSSW)
chris.mckenna at defra.gsi.gov.uk
Mon Sep 2 10:46:59 BST 2002
From: John Colby [mailto:John.Colby at btinternet.com]
Sent: 01 September 2002 00:02
To: ttforumfriends at yahoogroups.com
Subject: [TTFF] How many dogs does it take to change a lightbulb?
How many dogs does it take to change a lightbulb?
GOLDEN RETRIEVER: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole
lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out
BORDER COLLIE: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to
DACHSHUND: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!
ROTTWEILER: Make me.
LAB: Oh, me, me!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I?
Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I?
GERMAN SHEPHERD: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the
dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more
perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the
TIBETAN TERRIER: Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's
JACK RUSSELL TERRIER: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls
POODLE: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the
time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
COCKER SPANIEL: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark
DOBERMAN: While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.
BOXER: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark......
CHIHUAHUA: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.
IRISH WOLFHOUND: Can somebody else do it? I've got this hangover.....
POINTER: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there....
GREYHOUND: It isn't moving. Who cares?
AUSTRALIAN SHEPHERD: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little
OLD ENGLISH SHEEP DOG: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb?
HOUND DOG: ZZZZZZzzzzz.z.z.z..z..z..z...z
CAT: Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the
question is: How long will it be before I can expect light?
All of which proves, once again, that while dogs have owners, cats have
John and Sandy Colby
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