[Jokes] Life On The Computer...

[Tim Jenkins]

  A computer was something on TV
  From a science fiction show of note;
  A window was something you hated to clean
  And ram was the father of a goat.
 
  Meg was the name of a girlfriend
  And gig was a job for the nights,
  Now they all mean different things
  And that really means mega bytes.
 
  An application was for employment,
  A program was a TV show,
  A cursor used profanity,
  A keyboard was a piano.
 
  Memory was something you lost with age,
  A CD was a bank account,
  And if you had a 3-in. floppy,
  You hoped nobody found it out.
 
  Compress was something you did to garbage,
  Not something you did to a file
  And if you unzipped anything in public,
  You'd be in jail for a while.
 
  Log on was adding wood to the fire,
  Hard drive was a long trip on the road,
  A mouse pad was where a mouse lived,
  And a backup happened to your commode.
 
  Cut you did with a pocket knife,
  Paste you did with glue,
  A web was a spider's home,
  And a virus was the flu.
 
  I guess I'll stick to my pad and paper
  And the memory that's in my head;
  I hear nobody gets killed in a computer crash,
  But when it happens, they wish they were dead.

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Stagering home the headlights throw a shadow up and upon
Friends and Love one that have done no wrong
But no longer mean anything to me


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