[Jokes] FW: medical joke
McKenna, Chris (RDSSW)
chris.mckenna at defra.gsi.gov.uk
Fri Dec 5 13:33:20 GMT 2003
> -----Original Message-----
> From: Nick Nettleingham
> Sent: 05 December 2003 13:31
> A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge heart
covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service.
> Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The
heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever.
> At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter. When all eyes
stared at him, he said, "I'm sorry, I was just thinking of my own
funeral...I'm a gynaecologist."
> And at that point, the proctologist fainted
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