[Jokes] FW: Albania

[McKenna, Chris (RDSSW)]

> terrible...
> 
> Subject: Earthquake newsflash 
> > NEWS FLASH 
> > A major earthquake, measuring 9.1 on the Richter scale has 
> > hit Albania this morning. 
> > 350,000 Albanians are missing, and over a million have been 
> > reported injured. 
> > The country is totally ruined and the government doesn't know 
> > where to start with providing help... 
> > The rest of the world is in shock: 
> > Canada is sending troops to assist the country. 
> > The USA is sending food, medical aid and money. 
> > France is sending doctors, nurses and medical supplies. 
> > Russia is sending tents and warm clothing. 
> > The UK is sending 135,000 replacement Albanians. 
>