[Jokes] FW: [TTFF] Shaggy dogs
McKenna, Chris (RDSSW)
chris.mckenna at defra.gsi.gov.uk
Thu Mar 13 14:44:51 GMT 2003
Sent: 13 March 2003 14:27
Subject: [TTFF] Shaggy dogs
If this offends anyone, I should like to apologise now. :o}
>Subject: Shaggy dog story
>> Three Labrador retrievers -- one brown, one yellow and one black were
>>sitting in the waiting room at the vet's surgery when they struck up a
>> The black lab turned to the brown and said, "So why are you here?"
>> The brown lab replied, "I'm a pisser. I piss on everything --the sofa,
>>the curtains, the cat, the kids. But the final straw was last night when
>>pissed in the middle of my owner's bed."
>> The black lab said, "So what is the vet going to do?" "Gonna cut my
>>nuts off," came the reply from the brown lab. "They reckon it'll calm me
>> The black lab then turned to the yellow lab and asked, "Why are you
>> The yellow lab said, "I'm a digger. I dig under fences, dig up flowers
>>and trees, I dig just for the hell of it. When I'm inside, I dig up the
>>carpets. But I went over the line last night when I dug a great big hole
>>in my owner's couch."
>> "So what are they going to do to you?" the black lab inquired. "Looks
>>like I'm losing my nuts too." the dejected yellow lab said.
>> The yellow lab then turned to the black lab and asked, "Why are you at
>> "I'm a humper," the black lab said. "I'll hump anything. I'll hump the
>>cat, a pillow, the table, postboxes, whatever. I want to hump everything
>>see. Yesterday, my owner had just got out of the shower and was bending
>>down to dry her toes, and I just couldn't help myself. I hopped on her
>>back and started humping away".
>> The yellow and brown labs exchanged a sad glance and said, "So, nuts
>>for you too, huh?"
>> The black lab said, "No, I'm here to get my nails clipped."
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