[Jokes] FW: [TTFF] TODDLERS' PROPERTY LAWS

[McKenna, Chris (RDSSW)]

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From: ian.jones 
Sent: 19 March 2003 16:51
Subject: [TTFF] TODDLERS' PROPERTY LAWS


TODDLERS' PROPERTY LAWS

IF I LIKE IT - IT'S MINE 

IF I CAN TAKE IT FROM YOU - IT'S MINE 

IF IT'S MINE - IT MUST NEVER APPEAR IN ANYWAY TO BE YOURS

IF I SAW IT FIRST - IT'S MINE 

IF YOU ARE PLAYING WITH IT AND YOU PUT IT DOWN - IT AUTOMATICALLY BECOMES
MINE 

IF IT'S BROKEN - IT'S YOURS 

IF IT'S IN MY HAND IT 'S MINE 

IF I HAD IT A WHILE AGO - IT'S MINE 

IF IT LOOKS LIKE MINE - IT'S MINE 

IF I'M DOING OR BUILDING SOMETHING - ALL THE PIECES ARE MINE.


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