[Jokes] FW: Footy

Rob Grant rgrant at BlitzGames.com
Mon Oct 20 15:16:02 BST 2003


> > Well they don't get paid for their intellect, thankfully.
> >
> > 'My parents have been there for me, ever since I was about 7.'
> > David Beckham
> >
> > `I would not be bothered if we lost every game as long as we won the
> > league.'
> > Mark Viduka
> >
> > `Alex Ferguson is the best manager I've ever had at this level. Well,
> > he's the only manager I've actually had at this level. But he's the best
> > manager I've ever had.'
> > David Beckham
> >
> > `If you don't believe you can win, there is no point in getting out of
> > bed at the end of the day.'
> > Neville Southall
> >
> > `I've had 14 bookings this season - 8 of which were my fault, but 7 of
> > which were disputable.'
> > Paul Gascoigne
> >
> > `I've never wanted to leave. I'm here for the rest of my life, and
> > hopefully after that as well.'
> > Alan Shearer
> >
> > `I'd like to play for an Italian club, like Barcelona.'
> > Mark Draper
> >
> > `You've got to believe that you're going to win, and I believe we'll win
> > the World Cup until the final whistle blows and we're knocked out.'
> > Peter Shilton
> >
> > `I faxed a transfer request to the club at the beginning of the week,
> > but let me state that I don't want to leave Leicester.'
> > Stan Collymore
> >
> > `I was watching the Blackburn game on TV on Sunday when it flashed on
> > the screen that George (Ndah) had scored in the first minute at
> > Birmingham. My first reaction was to ring him up. Then I remembered he
> > was out there playing.'
> > Ade Akinbiyi
> >
> > `Without being too harsh on David Beckham, he cost us the match.'
> > Ian Wright
> >
> > `I'm as happy as I can be - but I have been happier.'
> > Ugo Ehiogu
> >
> > `Leeds is a great club and it's been my home for years, even though I
> > live in Middlesborough.'
> > Jonathan Woodgate
> >
> > `I can see the carrot at the end of the tunnel.'
> > Stuart Pearce
> >
> > `I took a whack on my left ankle, but something told me it was my
> > right.'
> > Lee Hendrie
> >
> > `I couldn't settle in Italy - it was like living in a foreign country.'
> > Ian Rush
> >
> > `Germany are a very difficult team to play...they had 11 internationals
> > out there today.'
> > Steve Lomas
> >
> > `I always used to put my right boot on first, and then obviously my
> > right sock.'
> > Barry Venison
> >
> > `I definitely want Brooklyn to be christened, but I don't know into what
> > religion yet.'
> > David Beckham
> >
> > `The Brazilians were South American, and the Ukrainians will be more
> > European.'
> > Phil Neville
> >
> > `All that remains is for a few dots and commas to be crossed.'
> > Mitchell Thomas
> >
> > `One accusation you can't throw at me is that I've always done my best.'
> > Alan Shearer
> >
> > `I'd rather play in front of a full house than an empty crowd.'
> > Johnny Giles
> >
> > `Sometimes in football you have to score goals.'
> > Thierry Henry.


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