[Jokes] technology

[Tony McKenna]

An American, a Japanese and an Irishman were sitting naked in a
> > > sauna. Suddenly, there was a beeping sound. The American pressed
> > > his
> >forearm
> > > and the beep stopped. The others looked at him questioningly. "
> > > That was my pager," he said, " I have a microchip under the skin > > 
>of my
arm."
> > >
> > > A few minutes later a phone rang. The Japanese fellow lifted his
> > > palm to his ear. When he finished he explained "That was my mobile

> > > phone, I have a microchip in my hand."
> > >
> > > The Irishman felt decidedly low tech, but not to be outdone he
> > > decided he had to do something just as impressive. He stepped out > > 
>of
> >the>
> >   sauna and went to the toilet. He returned with a piece of toilet
> > paper
> > > hanging From his behind. The others raised their eyebrows and
> > > stared
at
> >him.
> > >
> > > The Irishman finally said ?. " Well, will you look at that, I'm
Getting
> >a
> >fax."
> > >

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