[Jokes] Hmmm . . . (fwd)

[Chris McKenna]

Toronto, Canada - A gas station attendant had no  trouble   
identifying a robber for police, even though the man  had   
worn a pair of women's panties over his head as a  disguise.   
The thief, who later admitted that his mind was  clouded by   
intoxicants, had stuck his face through one of the  leg-holes   
so he could see.
 
   Modesto, CA - Steven Richard King was arrested for trying  to hold up a 
Bank of America branch without a weapon. King used a  thumb and a finger to 
simulate a gun, but unfortunately, he failed to keep his  hand in his pocket.   

Virginia  Beach - A bank robber in Virginia Beach got a nasty surprise when a 
 dye pack designed to mark stolen money exploded in his Fruit-of-the-Looms.  
The robber apparently stuffed the loot down the front of his pants as he  was 
running out the door. "He was seen hopping and jumping around,"  said police 
spokesman Mike Carey, "with an explosion taking place inside  his pants."   

Los Angeles,  California - Police in Los Angeles had good   
luck with a  robbery suspect who just couldn't control him-   
self during a  lineup. When detectives asked each man in the   
lineup to repeat  the words, "Give me all your money or I'll   
shoot," the man  shouted, "That's not what I said!"