[Jokes] For Bush fans??? (fwd)
cmckenna at sucs.org
Tue Oct 5 04:04:16 BST 2004
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Subject: For Bush fans???
A lobbyist, on his way home from work in Washington, DC, came to a
dead halt in traffic and thought to himself, "Wow, this seems worse
He noticed a police officer walking between the lines of stopped
cars, so he rolled down his window and asked, "Officer, what's the
The officer replied, "The President is depressed, so he stopped his
motorcade and is threatening to douse himself with gasoline and set
himself on fire. He says no one believes his stories about why we
went to war in Iraq, or the connection between Saddam and al-Qaeda,
or that his tax cuts will help anyone except his wealthy friends.
So we're taking up a collection for him."
The lobbyist asks, "How much have you got so far?"
The officer replies, "About four gallons, but a lot of folks are
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