[Jokes] The Jesus Argument (fwd)

[Chris McKenna]

-- 
Chris 'Awkward' McKenna

cmckenna at sucs.org
www.sucs.org/~cmckenna


The essential things in life are seen not with the eyes,
but with the heart

Antoine de Saint Exupery


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There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:

1 He called everyone "brother."

2 He liked Gospel.

3 He couldn't get a fair trial.



But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:

1 He went into His Father's business.

2 He lived at home until he was 33.

3 He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was God.



But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:

1 He talked with his hands.

2 He had wine with His meals.

3 He used olive oil.



But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:

1 He never cut his hair.

2 He walked around barefoot all the time.

3 He started a new religion.



But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American

Indian:

1 He was one at peace with nature.

2 He ate a lot of fish.

3 He talked about the Great Spirit.



But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:

1 He never got married.

2 He was always telling stories.

3 He loved green pastures.



But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:

1 He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food.

2 He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it.

3 And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was work to do.



GOD HELP US!