[Jokes] inner peace

[Chris McKenna]

Inner Peace

I am passing this on to you  because it has definitely worked for me and 
at this time we  all could use a little...
calm! By following the simple advice I read in  an article I have finally 
found inner peace... The article  read:

"The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things  you've 
started."

So I looked around the house to see all the things  I started and hadn't
finished... and before leaving the house this  morning I finished off a
bottle of red wine, a bottle of white, the  Bailey's, Kahlua and Wild
Turkey, the Prozac, some  Valium, some cheesecake and a box of chocolates.
You have no idea how  freaking good I feel.

You may pass this on to those you feel are in  need of Inner Peace. 


-- 
Chris 'Awkward' McKenna

cmckenna at sucs.org
www.sucs.org/~cmckenna


The essential things in life are seen not with the eyes,
but with the heart

Antoine de Saint Exupery