[Jokes] The Irish Daughter (fwd)
cmckenna at sucs.org
Fri Feb 4 19:47:23 GMT 2005
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An Irish daughter had not been to her family's house
> for over 5 years.
> Upon her return, her father cussed her, " Where have
> you been all this
> time, you ingrate! Why didn't you write us? Not
> even a line to let us
> know how you were doing! Why didn't you call? You
> little tramp! Don't
> you know what you put your Mum through??!!"
> The girl, crying, replied, "Sniff, sniff... Dad...I
> became a
> "WHAT!!? Out of here, you shameless harlot! Sinner!
> You're a disgrace to
> this family - I don't ever want to see you again!"
> "OK, Dad - as you wish. I just came back to give Mom
> this luxury fur
> coat, title deeds to a ten-bedroom mansion, plus a
> savings account
> certificate for #5 million. For my little brother,
> this gold Rolex, and
> for you Daddy, the spanking new Mercedes
> limited-edition convertible
> that's parked outside, plus a lifetime membership to
> the country club
> and... (takes a breath)... an invitation for you all
> to spend New Years'
> Eve onboard my new yacht in the Riviera."
> The father said, "Now what was it you said you had
> Girl, crying again, "(sniff, sniff)... A prostitute,
> "Oh! Be Jesus! - you scared me half to death, girl!
> I thought you said a
> Protestant! Come here and give your old man a hug!"
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