[Jokes] Fifi and the marine (fwd)

[Chris McKenna]

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Chris 'Awkward' McKenna

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The essential things in life are seen not with the eyes,
but with the heart

Antoine de Saint Exupery


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Date: Wed, 16 Feb 2005 23:34:20 -0500
From: Night Hawk <devalk2001 at sympatico.ca>
To: Just For You <devalk2001 at sympatico.ca>
Subject: Fifi and the marine

The train was quite crowded, so the U.S. Marine walked the entire length 
looking for a seat, but the only seat left was taken by a well dressed, 
middle-aged, French woman's poodle.

The war-weary Marine asked, "Ma'am, may I have that seat?"

The French woman just sniffed and said to no one in particular "Americans are 
so rude. My little Fifi is using that seat."

The Marine walked the entire train again, but the only seat left was under that 
dog.

"Please, ma'am. May I sit down? I'm very tired."

She snorted, "Not only are you Americans rude, you are also arrogant!"

This time the Marine didn't say a word; he just picked up the little dog, 
tossed it out the train window, and sat down. The woman shrieked, "Someone must 
defend my honor! Put this American in his place!"

An English gentleman sitting nearby spoke up, "Sir, you Americans often seem to 
have a penchant for doing the wrong thing. You hold the fork in the wrong hand. 
You drive your autos on the wrong side of the road. And now, sir, you've thrown 
the wrong bitch out the window!"