[Jokes] Humor

[Chris McKenna]

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Cecil and Morris are walking to services and Cecil asks,  "I
wonder whether it would be all right to smoke while  praying?"

"Why don't you ask the rabbi?" says  Morris.

Cecil sees Rabbi Golden and asks, "Rabbi, is it  permissible for
me to smoke while I pray?"

"No, you may not. That's utter disrespect to our religion  and
traditions!" quickly answers the rabbi.

Cecil goes back to his friend and tells him what the good  Rabbi
told him.

"I'm not surprised. You  asked the wrong question. Let me try."

Morris goes over to  the rabbi and asks, "Rabbi, will it be ok
if I pray while I  smoke?"

To which Rabbi Golden eagerly replies, "By all  means, my good
man. By all means."