[Jokes] Fwd: Ahhhchooo! (fwd)
cmckenna at sucs.org
Tue Mar 1 19:12:16 GMT 2005
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A man and woman were sitting beside each other in the first class section
of the plane. Suddenly, the woman sneezed, took out a tissue, gently wiped her
nose, groaned softly and then shuddered quite violently for 10 or 15
seconds. The man went back to his reading. A few minutes later, the woman sneezed
again, took out a tissue, gently wiped her nose, groaned softly, and shuddered
quite violently, as before.
The man was becoming curious and concerned about the shuddering. A few more
minutes passed and the woman sneezed one more time. Again she took a tissue,
gently wiped her nose, groaned softly, and shuddered violently.
The man couldn't restrain his curiosity. He turned to the woman and said,
"You've sneezed three times and this has resulted in moaning and noticeable
shuddering spasms. Are you all right?"
"I'm sorry if I disturbed you," the woman replied, "I have a rare condition;
when I sneeze, I have an orgasm."
The man was a little embarrassed, but even more curious and said, "I've
never heard of that before. What are you taking for it?"
The woman looked at him and said, "Pepper"
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