[Jokes] What beats a princess?? (fwd)
cmckenna at sucs.org
Thu Mar 24 10:30:32 GMT 2005
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What beats a princess??
A British Airway's passenger cabin was being served by an obviously gay flight
attendant, who seemed to put everyone into a good mood as he served them food
and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle
and announced to the passengers. "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that
he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, lovely people, so if you could
just put up your trays, that would be super."
On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed that a well-dressed rather exotic
looking woman hadn't moved a muscle.
"Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines." he said, "I asked
you to raise your trazy-poo so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."
She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess. I
take orders from no one."
To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat,"Well,
sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I out rank you. Tray-up,
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