[Jokes] Retirement Bonus (fwd)
cmckenna at sucs.org
Wed Nov 2 00:30:53 GMT 2005
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The Navy found they had too many officers and decided to offer an
early retirement bonus. (Fancy the Navy ever finding it had "too many
(But, to continue...)
They promised any officer who volunteered for retirement a bonus of $1,000
for every inch measured in a straight line between any two points in
his body. The officer got to choose what those two points would be.
The first officer who accepted, asked that he be measured from the top of
his head to the tip of his toes. He was measured at six feet
and walked out with a bonus of $72,000.
The second officer who accepted was a little smarter and asked to be
measured from the tip of his outstretched hands to his toes. He
walked out with $96,000.
The third one was a non officer grizzly old Chief who, when asked where he
would like to be measured replied, "from the tip of my weenie to my
It was suggested by the pension man that he might want to
reconsider, explaining about the nice big checks the previous two officers had
received. But the old Chief insisted and they decided to go along with him,
providing the measurement was taken by a medical officer.
The medical officer arrived and instructed the Chief to "drop'em,"
which he did. The medical officer placed the tape measure on the tip of the
Chief's weenie and began to work back.
"My God!" he suddenly exclaimed, "Where are your testicles"
The old Chief calmly replied "Vietnam".
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