[Jokes] cock fight

[Chris McKenna]

A priest in a small rural town was very fond of the ten chickens and one 
handsome cock he kept in a hen house behind the rectory. One Saturday 
night the priest discovered that the rooster was missing. At the same time 
the priest heard rumours of cockfights being held in town. Shocked and 
dismayed, he decided to say something during Sunday Mass. During Mass he 
asked the congregation,

Who among you will confess to sporting a handsome cock?"

All the men stood up.

"No, no," he said. "That's not what I mean.

Who among you will confess to having seen a handsome cock?"

All the women stood up.

"Oh, no," he said. "That's not what I mean, either.

Who among you will confess to having seen a cock that doesn't belong to 
you?"

Half the women stood up.

"Oh Lord," he said. "Perhaps I should rephrase the question:

Has anybody here seen my cock?"

All the choir boys stood up.

-- 
Chris 'Awkward' McKenna

cmckenna at sucs.org
www.sucs.org/~cmckenna


The essential things in life are seen not with the eyes,
but with the heart

Antoine de Saint Exupery