[Jokes] The Center for Disease Control has released a list ofsymptoms of bird flu (fwd)

[Chris McKenna]

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The Center for Disease Control has released a list of
symptoms of bird flu.  If you experience any of the
following, listed from the least to the most critical,
please seek medical treatment immediately:







1.  High fever
2.  Congestion
3.  Nausea
4.  Fatigue
5.  Aching in the joints
6.  An irresistible urge to crap on someone's windshield.