[Jokes] Smoke Alarm (fwd)

[Chris McKenna]

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Smoke Alarm


At her father's wake, a woman told her priest that ever since she was a
child she and her father had discussed life after death. They had agreed
that whoever went first would contact the other. They had discussed this
again just two weeks before his death.

He died in her home and, a few days after the wake, the smoke alarm in her
garage went off. She had lived there 28 years and it had never gone off
before.

She couldn't turn it off, so she called the security company that installed
it. The next morning the smoke alarm sounded again... and the reason finally
dawned on her. She said aloud, "Ok Dad, I missed the signal yesterday, but I
get it now! Thanks for letting me know that you are safe on the other side.
Now turn the thing off so I don't have to call the security company again."
And it turned off.

She immediately called her priest to tell him the good news. His response
was, "Dear lady, if every time your father sends you a message, he sets off
the smoke alarm, just where do you think he's calling from?"