[Jokes] Clean Laffs - (fwd)

[Chris McKenna]

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A minister in a little church had been having trouble with
the collections.

One Sunday he announced, "Now, before  we pass the collection
plate, I would like to request that the  person who stole the
chickens from Farmer Condill's henhouse  please refrain from
giving any money to the Lord.  The Lord  doesn't want money
from a thief!"

The  collection plate was passed around, and for the first
time in  months everybody gave.


*-------------- Guaranteed to  Roll Your Eyes ---------------*

An engineer, a  physicist, and a statistician were moose
hunting in northern  Canada. After a short walk through the
marshes they spotted a  HUGE moose 150 meters away.

The engineer raised his gun and  fired at the moose. A puff
of dust showed that the bullet landed  3 meters to the right
of the moose.

The  physicist, realizing that there was a substantial breeze
that  the engineer did not account for, aimed to the left of
the moose  and fired. The bullet landed 3 meters to the left
of the  moose.

The statistician jumped up and down screaming, "We  got him!
We got him!"