[Jokes] Old Man.... (fwd)

[Chris McKenna]

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....and the  skinny-dippers....

An elderly man in Louisiana had owned  a large farm for several years with a
large pond in the back. It was  properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it
up nicely....picnic tables,  horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees.

One evening the old  farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been
there for a while, and  look it over.

He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.  As he neared the
pond, he heard voices shouting and giggling. As he came closer  he saw it was a
bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond.

He made  the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.
One of the  women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"

The old man  frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked
or make you get  out of the pond naked."

Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed  the alligator."

Moral: Some old men can still think  fast.