[Jokes] FWD: Lewis (fwd)

[Chris McKenna]

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Lewis bought two horses,  and could never remember which was
which. A neighbor suggested  that he cut the tail of one horse
and that worked great until  the other horse got his tail
caught in a bush. It tore just  right and looked exactly like
the other horse's tail and Lewis  was stuck again.

The neighbor suggested he notch the ear of  one horse. That
worked fine until the other horse caught his ear  on a barbed
wire fence. Once again Lewis couldn't tell them  apart.

The neighbor suggested he measure the horses for  height.
When he did, he was very pleased to find that the white  horse
was 2 inches taller than the black  one.


Jim S