[Jokes] The Banking Sector (fwd)
pwb at sucs.org
Thu Oct 2 11:55:28 BST 2008
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Date: Wed, 1 Oct 2008 10:27:28 -0700 (PDT)
From: James Berry <x>
Oh dear, it just gets worse.
I'm worried that with my money in Icesave their assets might get liquidated.
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> Date: Tue, 30 Sep 2008 22:39:48 +0100 (BST)
> From: Denis Walker <dez at sucs.org>
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> Subject: [Jokes] The Banking Sector
> The Banking Sector .....
> It gets worse. I've just read that uncertainty has now
> hit the Japanese
> banking sector:
> In the last 7 days Origami Bank has folded.
> Sumo Bank has gone belly up.
> Bonsai Bank announced plans to cut some of its branches.
> Yesterday, it was announced that Karaoke Bank is up for
> sale and will
> likely go for a song,
> while today shares in Kamikaze Bank were suspended after
> they nose-dived.
> Samurai Bank is soldiering on following sharp cutbacks,
> Ninja Bank is reported to have taken a hit, but they remain
> in the black.
> Furthermore, 500 staff at Karate Bank got the chop and
> analysts report
> that there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank where
> it is feared
> that staff may get a raw deal!
> Denis Walker
> dez at sucs.org
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