From bogus@does.not.exist.com Fri Mar 27 14:45:04 2009 From: bogus@does.not.exist.com () Date: Fri, 27 Mar 2009 14:45:04 -0000 Subject: No subject Message-ID: "Everybody up to sixth position has now been lapped. And that includes = Nick Heidfeld, who's seventh." And finally the incredibly appropriate:=20 "A sad ending, albeit a happy one."=20 ___________________________________________ That Car looked so tempting, So easy to Drive Just like that apartment you Burglarized You Started to run, But Didn't Get Far=20 Cause Under your arm was a VCR -Lyric from Walla Walla by The Offspring ------=_NextPart_000_0013_01C14B8C.01E760D0 Content-Type: text/html; charset="iso-8859-1" Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable
How else can we do a tribute to murray = walker=20 except show you some of the mistakes hes made during commentating so = here they=20 are.
 
"The lead car=20 is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is=20 identical"

"Into lap 53, the penultimate last lap but one" =

"With=20 half the race gone, there is half the race still to go"

"I = should=20 imagine that the conditions in the cockpit are = unimaginable!"

"And=20 there's no damage to the car... except to the car itself."

"This = is an=20 interesting circuit because it has inclines, and not just up, but down = as well."=20

"Watch the lights go out...one light...two lights...three=20 laps..."

"As you can see, visually, with your eyes..." =

"An=20 Achilles heel for the McLaren team this year, and it's literally the = heel=20 because it's the gearbox"

"That's history. I say history because = it=20 happened in the past."

"Two laps to go, then the action will = begin.=20 Unless this is the action, which it is."

"Either the car is = stationary=20 or it's on the move."

"It's not quite a curve, it's a straight=20 actually."

"And the first five places are filled by five = different=20 cars."

From Sunday:
"Everybody up to sixth position has now = been=20 lapped. And that includes Nick Heidfeld, who's seventh."

And = finally the=20 incredibly appropriate:

"A sad ending, albeit a happy one."=20

___________________________________________
 
That Car looked so tempting, So easy to = Drive
Just like that apartment you Burglarized
You Started to run, = But=20 Didn't Get Far
Cause Under your arm was a VCR
 
-Lyric from Walla Walla by The=20 Offspring
------=_NextPart_000_0013_01C14B8C.01E760D0-- From bogus@does.not.exist.com Fri Mar 27 14:45:04 2009 From: bogus@does.not.exist.com () Date: Fri, 27 Mar 2009 14:45:04 -0000 Subject: No subject Message-ID: -- Chris 'Awkward' McKenna cmckenna at sucs.swan.ac.uk awkward at gmx.co.uk www.sucs.swan.ac.uk/~cmckenna The essential things in life are seen not with the eyes, but with the heart Antoine de Saint Exupery From bogus@does.not.exist.com Fri Mar 27 14:45:04 2009 From: bogus@does.not.exist.com () Date: Fri, 27 Mar 2009 14:45:04 -0000 Subject: No subject Message-ID: 245 to Tampa. To operate your seat belt, insert the metal tab into the buckle, and pull tight. It works just like every other seat belt; and, if you don't know how to operate one, you probably shouldn't be out in public unsupervised." ***************************** "In the event of a sudden loss of cabin pressure, masks will descend from the ceiling. Stop screaming, grab the mask, and pull it over your face. If you have a small child traveling with you, secure your mask before assisting with theirs. If you are traveling with more than one small child, pick your favorite." ***************************** Weather at our destination is 50 degrees with some broken clouds, but we'll try to have them fixed before we arrive. Thank you, and remember, nobody loves you, or your money, more than Southwest Airlines." ***************************** "Your seat cushions can be used for flotation; and, in the event of an emergency water landing, please paddle to shore and take them with our compliments." ***************************** "Should the cabin lose pressure, oxygen masks are in the overhead area. Please place the bag over your own mouth and nose before assisting children ... or other adults acting like children." ***************************** "As you exit the plane, make sure to gather all of your belongings. Anything left behind will be distributed evenly among the flight attendants. Please do not leave children or spouses." ***************************** And from the pilot during his welcome message: "Delta airlines is pleased to have some of the best flight attendants in the industry. Unfortunately, none of them are on this flight!" ***************************** Heard on Southwest Airlines just after a very hard landing in Salt Lake City: The flight attendant came on the intercom and said, "That was quite a bump, and I know what y'all are thinking. I'm here to tell you it wasn't the airline's fault, it wasn't the pilot's fault, it wasn't the flight attendant's fault ...it was the Asphalt." ***************************** Overheard on an American Airlines flight into Amarillo, Texas, on a particularly windy and bumpy day: During the final approach, the Captain was really having to fight it. After an extremely hard landing, the Flight Attendant said, "Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to Amarillo. Please remain in your seats with your seat belts fastened while the Captain taxis what's left of our airplane to the gate!" ***************************** Another flight attendant's comment on a less than perfect landing: "We ask you to please remain seated as Captain Kangaroo bounces us to the terminal." ***************************** An airline pilot wrote that on this particular flight he had hammered his ship into the runway really hard. The airline had a policy which required the first officer to stand at the door while the Passengers exited, smile, and give them a "Thanks for flying our airline." He said that, in light of his bad landing, he had a hard time looking the passengers in the eye, thinking that someone would have a smart comment. Finally everyone had gotten off except for a little old lady walking with a cane. She said, "Sir, do you mind if I ask you a question?" "Why, no, Ma'am," said the pilot. "What is it?" The little old lady said, "Did we land, or were we shot down? ***************************** After a real crusher of a landing in Phoenix, the Flight Attendant came on with, "Ladies and Gentlemen, please remain in your seats until Capt. Crash and the Crew have brought the aircraft to a screeching halt against the gate. And, once the tire smoke has cleared and the warning bells are silenced, we'll open the door and you can pick your way through the wreckage to the terminal." ***************************** Part of a flight attendant's arrival announcement: "We'd like to thank you folks for flying with us today. And, the next time you get the insane urge to go blasting through the skies in a pressurized metal tube, we hope you'll think of US Airways." ***************************** A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over the intercom, "Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Welcome to Flight Number 293, nonstop from New York to Los Angeles. The weather ahead is good and, therefore, we should have a smooth and uneventful flight. Now sit back and relax... OH, MY GOD!" Silence followed, and after a few minutes, the captain came back on the intercom and said, "Ladies and Gentlemen, I am so sorry if I scared you earlier. While I was talking to you, the flight attendant brought me a cup of coffee and spilled the hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!" A passenger in Coach yelled, "That's nothing. You should see the back of mine!" ***************************** AND my favorite that I heard myself on a Southwest Airline flight. "Ladies and gentlemen, if you wish to smoke, the smoking section on this airplane is on the wing and if you can light 'em, you can smoke 'em." From bogus@does.not.exist.com Fri Mar 27 14:45:04 2009 From: bogus@does.not.exist.com () Date: Fri, 27 Mar 2009 14:45:04 -0000 Subject: No subject Message-ID: Yahoo! Groups Sponsor ADVERTISEMENT To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: ttforumfriends-unsubscribe at yahoogroups.com Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to the Yahoo! Terms of Service . From bogus@does.not.exist.com Fri Mar 27 14:45:04 2009 From: bogus@does.not.exist.com () Date: Fri, 27 Mar 2009 14:45:04 -0000 Subject: No subject Message-ID: island, shouting and desperately waving his hands. "Who is it on that island?" a passenger asks the captain. "I have no idea..... but every year when we pass, he just goes nuts." -- Chris 'Awkward' McKenna cmckenna at sucs.swan.ac.uk awkward at gmx.co.uk www.sucs.swan.ac.uk/~cmckenna The essential things in life are seen not with the eyes, but with the heart Antoine de Saint Exupery From bogus@does.not.exist.com Sat Mar 28 22:36:42 2009 From: bogus@does.not.exist.com () Date: Sat, 28 Mar 2009 22:36:42 -0000 Subject: No subject Message-ID: "Everybody up to sixth position has now been lapped. And that includes = Nick Heidfeld, who's seventh." And finally the incredibly appropriate:=20 "A sad ending, albeit a happy one."=20 ___________________________________________ That Car looked so tempting, So easy to Drive Just like that apartment you Burglarized You Started to run, But Didn't Get Far=20 Cause Under your arm was a VCR -Lyric from Walla Walla by The Offspring ------=_NextPart_000_0013_01C14B8C.01E760D0 Content-Type: text/html; charset="iso-8859-1" Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable
How else can we do a tribute to murray = walker=20 except show you some of the mistakes hes made during commentating so = here they=20 are.
 
"The lead car=20 is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is=20 identical"

"Into lap 53, the penultimate last lap but one" =

"With=20 half the race gone, there is half the race still to go"

"I = should=20 imagine that the conditions in the cockpit are = unimaginable!"

"And=20 there's no damage to the car... except to the car itself."

"This = is an=20 interesting circuit because it has inclines, and not just up, but down = as well."=20

"Watch the lights go out...one light...two lights...three=20 laps..."

"As you can see, visually, with your eyes..." =

"An=20 Achilles heel for the McLaren team this year, and it's literally the = heel=20 because it's the gearbox"

"That's history. I say history because = it=20 happened in the past."

"Two laps to go, then the action will = begin.=20 Unless this is the action, which it is."

"Either the car is = stationary=20 or it's on the move."

"It's not quite a curve, it's a straight=20 actually."

"And the first five places are filled by five = different=20 cars."

From Sunday:
"Everybody up to sixth position has now = been=20 lapped. And that includes Nick Heidfeld, who's seventh."

And = finally the=20 incredibly appropriate:

"A sad ending, albeit a happy one."=20

___________________________________________
 
That Car looked so tempting, So easy to = Drive
Just like that apartment you Burglarized
You Started to run, = But=20 Didn't Get Far
Cause Under your arm was a VCR
 
-Lyric from Walla Walla by The=20 Offspring
------=_NextPart_000_0013_01C14B8C.01E760D0-- From bogus@does.not.exist.com Sat Mar 28 22:36:42 2009 From: bogus@does.not.exist.com () Date: Sat, 28 Mar 2009 22:36:42 -0000 Subject: No subject Message-ID: -- Chris 'Awkward' McKenna cmckenna at sucs.swan.ac.uk awkward at gmx.co.uk www.sucs.swan.ac.uk/~cmckenna The essential things in life are seen not with the eyes, but with the heart Antoine de Saint Exupery From bogus@does.not.exist.com Sat Mar 28 22:36:42 2009 From: bogus@does.not.exist.com () Date: Sat, 28 Mar 2009 22:36:42 -0000 Subject: No subject Message-ID: 245 to Tampa. To operate your seat belt, insert the metal tab into the buckle, and pull tight. It works just like every other seat belt; and, if you don't know how to operate one, you probably shouldn't be out in public unsupervised." ***************************** "In the event of a sudden loss of cabin pressure, masks will descend from the ceiling. Stop screaming, grab the mask, and pull it over your face. If you have a small child traveling with you, secure your mask before assisting with theirs. If you are traveling with more than one small child, pick your favorite." ***************************** Weather at our destination is 50 degrees with some broken clouds, but we'll try to have them fixed before we arrive. Thank you, and remember, nobody loves you, or your money, more than Southwest Airlines." ***************************** "Your seat cushions can be used for flotation; and, in the event of an emergency water landing, please paddle to shore and take them with our compliments." ***************************** "Should the cabin lose pressure, oxygen masks are in the overhead area. Please place the bag over your own mouth and nose before assisting children ... or other adults acting like children." ***************************** "As you exit the plane, make sure to gather all of your belongings. Anything left behind will be distributed evenly among the flight attendants. Please do not leave children or spouses." ***************************** And from the pilot during his welcome message: "Delta airlines is pleased to have some of the best flight attendants in the industry. Unfortunately, none of them are on this flight!" ***************************** Heard on Southwest Airlines just after a very hard landing in Salt Lake City: The flight attendant came on the intercom and said, "That was quite a bump, and I know what y'all are thinking. I'm here to tell you it wasn't the airline's fault, it wasn't the pilot's fault, it wasn't the flight attendant's fault ...it was the Asphalt." ***************************** Overheard on an American Airlines flight into Amarillo, Texas, on a particularly windy and bumpy day: During the final approach, the Captain was really having to fight it. After an extremely hard landing, the Flight Attendant said, "Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to Amarillo. Please remain in your seats with your seat belts fastened while the Captain taxis what's left of our airplane to the gate!" ***************************** Another flight attendant's comment on a less than perfect landing: "We ask you to please remain seated as Captain Kangaroo bounces us to the terminal." ***************************** An airline pilot wrote that on this particular flight he had hammered his ship into the runway really hard. The airline had a policy which required the first officer to stand at the door while the Passengers exited, smile, and give them a "Thanks for flying our airline." He said that, in light of his bad landing, he had a hard time looking the passengers in the eye, thinking that someone would have a smart comment. Finally everyone had gotten off except for a little old lady walking with a cane. She said, "Sir, do you mind if I ask you a question?" "Why, no, Ma'am," said the pilot. "What is it?" The little old lady said, "Did we land, or were we shot down? ***************************** After a real crusher of a landing in Phoenix, the Flight Attendant came on with, "Ladies and Gentlemen, please remain in your seats until Capt. Crash and the Crew have brought the aircraft to a screeching halt against the gate. And, once the tire smoke has cleared and the warning bells are silenced, we'll open the door and you can pick your way through the wreckage to the terminal." ***************************** Part of a flight attendant's arrival announcement: "We'd like to thank you folks for flying with us today. And, the next time you get the insane urge to go blasting through the skies in a pressurized metal tube, we hope you'll think of US Airways." ***************************** A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over the intercom, "Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Welcome to Flight Number 293, nonstop from New York to Los Angeles. The weather ahead is good and, therefore, we should have a smooth and uneventful flight. Now sit back and relax... OH, MY GOD!" Silence followed, and after a few minutes, the captain came back on the intercom and said, "Ladies and Gentlemen, I am so sorry if I scared you earlier. While I was talking to you, the flight attendant brought me a cup of coffee and spilled the hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!" A passenger in Coach yelled, "That's nothing. You should see the back of mine!" ***************************** AND my favorite that I heard myself on a Southwest Airline flight. "Ladies and gentlemen, if you wish to smoke, the smoking section on this airplane is on the wing and if you can light 'em, you can smoke 'em." From bogus@does.not.exist.com Sat Mar 28 22:36:42 2009 From: bogus@does.not.exist.com () Date: Sat, 28 Mar 2009 22:36:42 -0000 Subject: No subject Message-ID: Yahoo! Groups Sponsor ADVERTISEMENT To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: ttforumfriends-unsubscribe at yahoogroups.com Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to the Yahoo! Terms of Service . From bogus@does.not.exist.com Sat Mar 28 22:36:42 2009 From: bogus@does.not.exist.com () Date: Sat, 28 Mar 2009 22:36:42 -0000 Subject: No subject Message-ID: island, shouting and desperately waving his hands. "Who is it on that island?" a passenger asks the captain. "I have no idea..... but every year when we pass, he just goes nuts." -- Chris 'Awkward' McKenna cmckenna at sucs.swan.ac.uk awkward at gmx.co.uk www.sucs.swan.ac.uk/~cmckenna The essential things in life are seen not with the eyes, but with the heart Antoine de Saint Exupery