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<P>Very funny but i have heard it before and there is a if women ruled the world one too :)</P>
<P>Good luck to everyone in their exams and aplogosies to ppl that got this that dont have a clue who i am</P>
<P>Jules<BR><BR></P></DIV>
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<DIV></DIV>>From: "Tim Jenkins" <TIM.JENKINS@FREEUK.COM>
<DIV></DIV>>To: "Adrian Allen" <ADRIAN@ADRIANALLEN.COM>, "Sucs Joke list" <JOKES@SUCS.ORG>, "stephen liggett" <STEVELIGGETT@YAHOO.CO.UK>, "Neil Shewry" <NEILSHEWRY@HOTMAIL.COM>, "Matthew Mullis" <MATTTHEEVIL@HOTMAIL.COM>, "Gareth Huxtable" <HUXY@MRHUXY.CO.UK>, "Hellsch" <HELLSCH@YAHOO.CO.UK>
<DIV></DIV>>Subject: [Jokes] Fw: If Men Truly Ran The World...
<DIV></DIV>>Date: Mon, 21 May 2001 12:47:23 +0100
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<DIV></DIV>> > - If Men Truly Ran The World
<DIV></DIV>> > If Men Truly Ran The World
<DIV></DIV>> >
<DIV></DIV>> >
<DIV></DIV>> > - Telephones would cut off after 30 seconds
<DIV></DIV>> > of conversation.
<DIV></DIV>> >
<DIV></DIV>> > - Breaking up would be a lot easier. A smack
<DIV></DIV>> > on the butt and a "Nice hustle, you'll get 'em
<DIV></DIV>> > next time" would pretty much do it.
<DIV></DIV>> >
<DIV></DIV>> > - Birth control would come in ale or lager.
<DIV></DIV>> >
<DIV></DIV>> > - Valentine's Day would be moved to February 29th
<DIV></DIV>> > so it would only occur in leap years.
<DIV></DIV>> >
<DIV></DIV>> > - St. Patrick's Day would be celebrated every month.
<DIV></DIV>> >
<DIV></DIV>> > - Garbage would take itself out.
<DIV></DIV>> >
<DIV></DIV>> > - The only show opposite "Monday Night Football"
<DIV></DIV>> > would be "Monday Night Football from a Different
<DIV></DIV>> > Camera Angle."
<DIV></DIV>> >
<DIV></DIV>> > - Instead of "beer-belly," you'd get "beer-biceps."
<DIV></DIV>> >
<DIV></DIV>> > - Tanks would be far easier to rent.
<DIV></DIV>> >
<DIV></DIV>> > - Two words... "Ally McNaked."
<DIV></DIV>> >
<DIV></DIV>> > - When a cop gave you a ticket, every smart-aleck
<DIV></DIV>> > answer you responded with would actually reduce
<DIV></DIV>> > your fine. As in: Cop: "You know how fast you
<DIV></DIV>> > were going?" You: "All I know is, I was spilling
<DIV></DIV>> > my beer all over the place." Cop :"Nice one, That's
<DIV></DIV>> > $10.00 off".
<DIV></DIV>> >
<DIV></DIV>> > - People would never talk about how fresh they felt.
<DIV></DIV>> >
<DIV></DIV>> > - Daisy Duke shorts would never go out of style again.
<DIV></DIV>>Don't ask me what these are I don't know either
<DIV></DIV>> >
<DIV></DIV>> > - Every man would get four real Get Out of Jail Free
<DIV></DIV>> > cards per year.
<DIV></DIV>> >
<DIV></DIV>> > - The victors in any athletic competition would get
<DIV></DIV>> > to kill and eat the losers.
<DIV></DIV>> >
<DIV></DIV>> > - It would be perfectly legal to steal a sports car,
<DIV></DIV>> > as long as you returned it the following day with a
<DIV></DIV>> > full tank of gas.
<DIV></DIV>> >
<DIV></DIV>> > - Instead of a fancy, expensive engagement ring, you
<DIV></DIV>> > could present your wife-to-be with a giant foam hand
<DIV></DIV>> > that said "You're #1!"
<DIV></DIV>> >
<DIV></DIV>> > - When your girlfriend really needed to talk to you
<DIV></DIV>> > during the game, she'd appear in a little box in the
<DIV></DIV>> > corner of the screen during a time-out.
<DIV></DIV>> >
<DIV></DIV>> > - Nodding and looking at your watch would be deemed
<DIV></DIV>> > as an acceptable response to "I love you."
<DIV></DIV>> >
<DIV></DIV>> > - The funniest guy in the office would get to be CEO.
<DIV></DIV>> >
<DIV></DIV>> > - "Sorry I'm late, but I got wasted last night," would
<DIV></DIV>> > be an acceptable excuse for tardiness.
<DIV></DIV>>Now that would be a cool one. Wonder if itll be a good excuse if I get bad
<DIV></DIV>>exam marks. I was pissed before
<DIV></DIV>> >
<DIV></DIV>> > - At the end of the workday a whistle would blow and
<DIV></DIV>> > you would jump out of your window and slide down
<DIV></DIV>> > the tail of a brontosaurus and right into your car
<DIV></DIV>> > like Fred Flintstone.
<DIV></DIV>>Now that would be cool :)
<DIV></DIV>> >
<DIV></DIV>> > - Hallmark would make "Sorry, what was your name again?"
<DIV></DIV>> > cards.
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