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<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>This comes from the club Carling Monthly
magazine. Any spelling mistakes are added in by me :)</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>David Beckham Decides to Try Horse Back
Riding. Even though he has no prior experience he mounts the horse
unassisted and the horse springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady
rythmic pace as Posh stands back in admiration., but then he begins to slip from
the saddle. In terror he grabs the horses mane, but can not seem to get a
firm grip. He tries to throw his arms around the horses neck but he slides
down the side of the horse anyway.</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>The horse contines to gallop along, semmingly
impervious to its slipping rider... Finally, he gives up his frail grasp and he
attempts to leap away from the horse and throw himself to safety.</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>Unfortunately, his foot has become entangled in the
stirrups. He is now at the mercy of the horses pounding hooves as his head is
struck against the ground over and over.</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>Posh stands there frantic unable to do anything to
help as his head is battered against the ground. He is mere moments away
from unconciousnes when to his great fortune...</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>The sainsburys security guard sees him, leans over
and unplugs the horse.</FONT></DIV>
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