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<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3> (Please
do not try at home)<BR> <BR> A man was going up to bed, when his wife
told him he'd left the <BR> light on in the garden shed - she could see it
from the bedroom <BR> window. But he said that he hadn't been in the
shed that day. <BR> He looked himself, and there were people in the
shed, stealing<BR> things.<BR> <BR> He rang the police, but they
told him that no one was in his <BR> area, so no one was available to catch
the thieves. He said <BR> OK, hung up, counted to 30 and rang the
police again.<BR> <BR> "Hello. I just rang you a few seconds ago
because there were <BR> people in my shed? Well, you don't have to
worry about them <BR> now, I've just shot them
all."<BR> <BR> Within five minutes there were half a dozen police cars
in the <BR> area, an Armed Response unit, the works. Of course, they caught
<BR> the burglars red-handed. One of the policeman said to this man:
<BR> "I thought you said you'd shot them!"<BR> <BR> He replied,
"I thought you said there were no cops
available!"</FONT><BR></FONT></DIV></BODY></HTML>