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<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3><BR> A
computer was something on TV<BR> From a science fiction show of
note;<BR> A window was something you hated to clean<BR> And ram was
the father of a goat.<BR> <BR> Meg was the name of a
girlfriend<BR> And gig was a job for the nights,<BR> Now they all
mean different things<BR> And that really means mega
bytes.<BR> <BR> An application was for employment,<BR> A
program was a TV show,<BR> A cursor used profanity,<BR> A keyboard
was a piano.<BR> <BR> Memory was something you lost with
age,<BR> A CD was a bank account,<BR> And if you had a 3-in.
floppy,<BR> You hoped nobody found it out.<BR> <BR> Compress
was something you did to garbage,<BR> Not something you did to a
file<BR> And if you unzipped anything in public,<BR> You'd be in
jail for a while.<BR> <BR> Log on was adding wood to the
fire,<BR> Hard drive was a long trip on the road,<BR> A mouse pad
was where a mouse lived,<BR> And a backup happened to your
commode.<BR> <BR> Cut you did with a pocket knife,<BR> Paste
you did with glue,<BR> A web was a spider's home,<BR> And a virus
was the flu.<BR> <BR> I guess I'll stick to my pad and
paper<BR> And the memory that's in my head;<BR> I hear nobody gets
killed in a computer crash,<BR> But when it happens, they wish they were
dead.</FONT><BR></FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>Stagering home the headlights throw a shadow up and
upon<BR>Friends and Love one that have done no wrong<BR>But no longer mean
anything to me</FONT></DIV>
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