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<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3> Dear
Abby:</FONT></FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3><BR> I
have been engaged for almost a year. I am to be married next
<BR> month.<BR> My fiancee's mother is not only very attractive but
really great and<BR> understanding. She is putting the entire wedding
together and invited <BR> me to her place to go over the invitation list
because it had grown <BR> a bit beyond what we had expected it to be. When
I got to her place <BR> we reviewed the list and trimmed it down to just
under a hundred .<BR> Then she floored me. She said that in a month I would
be a married man <BR> and before that happened, she wanted to have sex with
me. Then she just<BR> stood up and walked to her bedroom and on her way
said that I knew<BR> where the front door was if I wanted to leave. I stood
there for<BR> about five minutes and finally decided that I knew exactly
how to<BR> deal with this situation. I headed straight out the front
door...<BR> There, leaning against my car was her husband, my father-in-law
to<BR> be. He was smiling. He explained that they just wanted to be sure
I<BR> was a good kid and would be true to their little girl. I shook
his<BR> hand and he congratulated me on passing their little test.
Abby,<BR> should I tell my fiancee' what her parents did, and that I
thought<BR> their little test was asinine and insulting to my character?
Or<BR> should I keep the whole thing to myself including the fact that
the<BR> reason I was walking out to my car was to get a
condom?</FONT><BR></DIV></FONT>
<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>__________________________________<BR>I was a young
boy that had big plans. <BR>Now I'm just another shitty old man. <BR>I don't
have fun and I hate everything. <BR>The world owes me, so fuck you.</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>--Greenday -- The Grouch</FONT></DIV>
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