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<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3>Computer Geek
Quiz<BR>1. I have moss growing: <BR><BR>A) In my garden<BR>B) In my
bathroom<BR>C) In my kitchen<BR>D) On my teeth<BR><BR>2. When I open my mouth at
parties, people: <BR><BR>A) Listen<BR>B) Ease away slowly<BR>C) Stuff a live
weasel down my throat<BR><BR>3. I think computers are: <BR>A)
Uninteresting<BR>B) Interesting<BR>C) Too damn small for the stuff I want to
do<BR><BR>4. I think sheep are: <BR><BR>A) Uninteresting<BR>B) Interesting<BR>C)
Annoyingly far away from where I live<BR><BR>5. The Usenet Oracle is: <BR><BR>A)
A pack of weenies who think about "Lisa" way too much<BR>B) Interesting<BR>C)
Not appreciative of the great answers I write; the Priesthood is out to<BR>get
me<BR><BR>6. The gender I desire to have sexual relations with is: <BR><BR>A)
Difficult to understand<BR>B) Impossible to understand<BR>C) Clearly from a
different planet<BR>D) How should I know? I've only seen pictures<BR><BR>7. Bill
Gates is: <BR><BR>A) Bill who?<BR>B) Very wealthy<BR>C) Head of Microsoft, which
produces some widely used products<BR>D) The Antichrist<BR><BR>8. In general,
people: <BR><BR>A) Like me<BR>B) Don't like me<BR>C) People? What
people?<BR><BR>9. My friends are: <BR><BR>A) Diverse<BR>B) People I know from
work or school<BR>C) Wearing the same clothing I am<BR><BR>10. My dream vacation
is: <BR><BR>A) Tibet<BR>B) Europe<BR>C) California<BR>D) In a room with lots of
fluorescent lights and an unlimited supply of<BR>coffee<BR><BR>11. My job
prospects are: <BR><BR>A) Abysmal<BR>B) Adequate<BR>C) I'll never be out of
work, you hear me? Never!<BR>D) They pay people to do
this?<BR><BR> <BR><BR>Score 0 for each A, 1 for each B, 2 for each C, and 3
for each D.<BR><BR>19 or more: Yep. You're a computer geek, all right.<BR><BR>13
- 18: You're a geek of some stripe or another.<BR><BR>7 - 12: Probably not a
geek, but watch it...<BR><BR>0 - 6: If you're of the opposite sex, could you
leave a note for me in the<BR>personals column? Please?
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