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size=2>-----Original Message-----<BR><B>From:</B> Scorpioqaz<BR><B>Sent:</B> 13
March 2003 14:27<BR><B>To:</B> ttforumfriends<BR><B>Subject:</B> [TTFF] Shaggy
dogs<BR><BR></FONT></DIV><TT><BR>If this offends anyone, I should like to
apologise now. :o}<BR><BR>Scorps.<BR><BR>>Subject: Shaggy dog
story<BR>>><BR>>> Three Labrador retrievers -- one brown, one
yellow and one black were<BR>>>sitting in the waiting room at the vet's
surgery when they struck up
a<BR>>>conversation.<BR>>><BR>>> The black lab turned to
the brown and said, "So why are you here?"<BR>>><BR>>> The
brown lab replied, "I'm a pisser. I piss on everything --the
sofa,<BR>>>the curtains, the cat, the kids. But the final straw was last
night when<BR>I<BR>>>pissed in the middle of my owner's
bed."<BR>>><BR>>> The black lab said, "So what is the vet
going to do?" "Gonna cut my<BR>>>nuts off," came the reply from the
brown lab. "They reckon it'll calm
me<BR>>>down."<BR>>><BR>>> The black lab then turned to
the yellow lab and asked, "Why are
you<BR>>>here?"<BR>>><BR>>> The yellow lab said, "I'm a
digger. I dig under fences, dig up flowers<BR>>>and trees, I dig just for
the hell of it. When I'm inside, I dig up the<BR>>>carpets. But I went
over the line last night when I dug a great big hole<BR>>>in my owner's
couch."<BR>>><BR>>> "So what are they going to do to you?" the
black lab inquired. "Looks<BR>>>like I'm losing my nuts too." the dejected
yellow lab said.<BR>>><BR>>> The yellow lab then turned to the
black lab and asked, "Why are you at<BR>>>the
vet's?"<BR>>><BR>>> "I'm a humper," the black lab said. "I'll
hump anything. I'll hump the<BR>>>cat, a pillow, the table, postboxes,
whatever. I want to hump everything<BR>I<BR>>>see. Yesterday, my owner had
just got out of the shower and was bending<BR>>>down to dry her toes, and
I just couldn't help myself. I hopped on her<BR>>>back and started
humping away".<BR>>><BR>>> The yellow and brown labs exchanged
a sad glance and said, "So, nuts<BR>off<BR>>>for you too,
huh?"<BR>>><BR>>> The black lab said, "No, I'm here to get my
nails clipped."<BR><BR></TT></BODY></HTML>