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size=2>-----Original Message-----<BR><B>From:</B> Jenni Goldsmith <SPAN
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size=2><B>Sent:</B> 18 March 2003 13:59<BR><B>Subject:</B> [TTFF] FW: Surgeons
joke<BR><BR></DIV></FONT><TT><BR>Five surgeons are discussing who are the best
patients to operate on.<BR>The first says, "I like to see accountants on
my operating table,<BR>because when you open them up, everything inside is
numbered."<BR><BR>The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians!
Everything<BR>inside is colour- coded."<BR><BR>The third says, "No, I really
think librarians are the best everything<BR>is in alphabetical
order."<BR><BR>The fourth chimes in: "You know, I like mechanics ... Those
guys lways<BR>understand when you have a few parts left over at the end
and when the<BR>job takes longer than you said it would."<BR><BR>But the
fifth shut them all up. "You're all wrong. Managers are the<BR>easiest to
operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains<BR>and no spine, and
the head and ass are
<BR>interchangeable."<BR>><BR><BR></TT></BODY></HTML>