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<DIV align=left><FONT size=2><FONT face="Comic Sans MS"><STRONG>1. Thoroughly
clean the toilet. <BR><BR></STRONG><STRONG>2. Add the required amount of
shampoo to the toilet water. </STRONG></FONT></FONT></DIV>
<P align=left><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" size=2><STRONG>3. Obtain the cat and
carry him to the bathroom. </STRONG></FONT></P>
<P align=left><B><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" size=2>4. In one smooth movement,
put the cat in the toilet and close both lids (you may need to stand on the lid
so that he cannot escape). <BR><FONT color=#990000>CAUTION:</FONT> Do not get
any part of your body too close to the edge, as his paws will be reaching out
for anything he can find. </FONT></B></P>
<P align=left><B><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" size=2>5. Flush the toilet three or
four times. This provides a "power wash and rinse" which I have found to be
quite effective. </FONT></B></P>
<P align=left><B><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" size=2>6. Have someone open the door
to the outside and ensure that there are no people between the toilet and the
outside door. </FONT></B></P>
<P align=left><B><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" size=2>7. Stand behind the toilet as
far as you can, and quickly lift both lids. </FONT></B></P>
<P align=left><B><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" size=2>8. The now-clean cat will
rocket out of the toilet, and run outside where he will dry himself.
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<P align=left><B><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" size=2><BR>Sincerely, The
DOG</FONT></B><BR></P></DIV></FONT></DIV></BODY></HTML>