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size=2>-----Original Message-----<BR><B>From:</B> dave s <SPAN
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<DIV class=OutlookMessageHeader dir=ltr align=left><FONT face=Tahoma
size=2><B>Sent:</B> 10 April 2003 22:10<BR><B>Subject:</B> [TTFF] Early Friday
joke<BR><BR></DIV></FONT><TT>Two guys from Wales die and wake up in hell. The
next day the devil stops in<BR>to check on them and sees them dressed in coats,
mittens and balaclavas<BR>warming themselves around the fire. The devil asks
them, "What are you<BR>doing? Isn't it hot enough for you?" The two guys reply,
"Well, you know,<BR>we're from Wales, the land of wind and ice and cold. We're
just happy for a<BR>chance to warm up a little bit, eh." The devil decides that
these two aren't<BR>miserable enough and turns up the heat. The next morning he
stops in again<BR>and there they are, still dressed in coats, mittens and
balaclavas. The<BR>devil asks them again, "It's awfully hot down here, can't you
guys feel it?"<BR>Again the two guys reply, "Well, like we told you yesterday,
we're from<BR>Wales, the land of wind and ice and cold. We're just happy for a
chance to<BR>warm up a little bit, eh." This gets the devil a little steamed up
and he<BR>decides to fix these two guys. He cranks the heat up as high as it
will go.<BR>People are wailing and screaming everywhere. He stops by the room
with the<BR>two guys from Wales and finds them in t-shirts, shorts and sandals,
drinking<BR>a beer and cooking a "barbie". The devil is astonished: "Everyone
down here<BR>is in abject misery, and you two seem to be enjoying yourselves."
The two<BR>Welshmen reply, "Well, you know, we don't get too much warm weather
in Wales<BR>so we've just got to have a cook-up when the weather's THIS nice."
The devil<BR>is absolutely furious, he can hardly see straight. Finally he comes
up with<BR>the answer. The two guys love the heat because they have been cold
all their<BR>lives. The devil decides to turn all the heat off in hell. The next
morning,<BR>the temperature is below zero, icicles are hanging everywhere;
people are<BR>shivering so bad that they are unable to do anything but wail,
moan and<BR>gnash their teeth. The devil smiles and heads for the room with the
two<BR>Welshmen. He gets there and finds them back in their coats, mittens
and<BR>balaclavas. NOW they are jumping up and down, cheering, yelling
and<BR>screaming like mad men!!! The devil is dumbfounded, "I don't
understand,<BR>when I turn up the heat you're happy. Now it's freezing cold and
you're<BR>still happy. What is wrong with you two???" The Welshmen look at the
devil<BR>in surprise, "Well, don't you know boyo?<BR><BR><BR><BR><BR>If hell
freezes over, it must mean that Wales have won the World
Cup.<BR><BR></TT></BODY></HTML>